I was going through some old boxes and I found a photo album that my mom made for me and gave me as a gift a few years ago. It's a bunch of pictures of me growing up and all of the pictures are of course adorable.
On the last page I found this letter that I wrote on February 22, 1991 when I was seven years old. It reads as follows:
If I were President to help the United States of America, I would get people to stop littering and to help people I would try my best to keep off drugs(!) because they might die and I love them. So I would try to keep people off drugs and to help the world I would just help, help and help just like I've said. That's what it's like being President.
Submitted for the approval of the midnight society,